Monday, August 25, 2008

Apparently my eagerness to post overwhelmed my rational thinking and so here I AM.

This particular champion happens to be an extremely intelligent and skilful man. So I shall divide this post into several categories due to the sheer width and depth of his abilities.

Intelligence

Possessing an enormous amount of IQ, this man had shone brightly in numerous occasions, providing glimpses of his intellect. In fact, he is held in such high regard that even the esteemed and prestigious MAF sports commitee had to buckle when he recently altered the very meaning of "past" and "present". The myth that the definitons of both words were absolutely correct was shattered as this very man shook the very foundation of english language itself. Through his sheer brilliance, it was proven that past was in reality the present and the present consisted of the past itself alongside with FUTURE. This earth shattering, ground breaker of a discovery had enlightened the rest of mankind who had been previously held in a state of mental blindness as they followed the old definitions of past and present blindly.

To overturn and redefine terms that have stood for centuries is certainly no mean feat, it requires an innate ability to think OUT OF THE BOX, an ego that is infinite in size and an extremely persuasive to make people believe in him. This is a true act of personal courage and it deserves mankind's utmost respect. The effect of his discovery is stratospheric and no amount of praise can be sufficiently accorded for this great achievement that certainly stands at the pinnacle of human civilisation, a major landmark for human achievements. Truly, no man had achieved that much and to attain this level of success is simply stunning to say the least.

Humility

His humility easily makes him one of the most easy going people around. With today's world shrouded in a mist of deception and lies. It is indeed rare to see that this champ possesses such a "genuine" sense of humility. A true mark of a great man.

Despite his impressive credentials, this man goes around proclaiming that everyone deserves his worshipping. Besides, he also has this precocious ability to severly overrate his opponents, eg. imagine likening goh ee hong to rio ferdinand as well as the ability to severely underestimate himself, eg. cristiano ronaldo insisting that he is as skilfull as tew junhao. That is exactly what he does! Such humility is rarely seen and opponents and teammates certainly respect him for that.

Do not ever doubt the sincerity of his words. His comments are downright earnest and candid. He is known to change his opinions at his whims and fancies, a player he liken to god can be described as a dog if that player ever incurs his wrath. Such virtuous and wholehearted comments is an absolute rarity in the evil society today and they should be treasured tremendously.

His level of humility is peerless and unmatched and that truly makes him a true champion in the people's eyes.

Ass licking

This rare piece of skill is so powerful that only a select group of people is able to handle it. Its sheer complexity ensures that only the smartest of the smart and the strongest of the strong are able to pick them up. Clearly, this man is the only true master of this art left on this very earth, his legendary asslicking skills are known to leave the ass dry and spanking clean. One lick from him, one will find himself unwittingly agreeing to his every perspective. However, not everyone is able to get get their ass licked by him, he or she have to be of royalty and of massive importance to his life in order to get this immense honour that will bring glory to oneself as well as to the family.

Master of disguise

A true ninja. Well endowed with an ability to disguise objects hundred times his actual size eg.his personal ego, this true master of the ninjitsu is widely viewed as the stealthiest man on earth. Beware and prepare to be held in awe as he swing from mood to mood at no particular indication. Befriending you and hating you could happen in a matter of seconds. This speed of moodswings is currently unrivalled and he is utterly dominating in this field. What a winner, what a champion.The world has seen no greater man than the champ himself. Sometimes you just have to marvel at this man.

Sorry but I have to end here. Please contribute his numerous strengths so that I an elaborate on them. I salute you da CHAMP

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