Saturday, August 30, 2008

The ring of this particular song "I am so so so sorry, I am so so so sorry, I didnt mean to..." prompted me to blog.

I wanted to clear some of the mist engulfing the people reading my blog. Apparently yours truly dint get what I meant. I guess I should have expected that.

Anyway, champ, is singular, hence it refers to only one person, and so this term has no link at all the other 3 Dynamic Scholarly Aristocrat. Please refrain from clumping three of them with you as we have absolutely no issues with them. I am sure you enormous mental capacity will be able to digest this piece of information. Please indicate or hint if it is too uphill a task for you to process the present information.

So now it appears that we are the venomous snakes instead. I am particularly sure and positive that we are those insidious, backstabbing people that you termed us. As the scums of this earth, we should just vanish from the face of the earth. I feel oh so guilty. Pardon me, its sincere, this apology, its just my slang.

Hmm...there must be a perfect reason why we can live in harmony with the other three aristocrats and not you. This reason, I have yet to decipher it.... but I am sure you have with your infinite wisdom of course. I am now preparing to slug it out with my miniscule brain working overtime in order to come up with a perfectly fine reason why we exist in disharmony with you and only you.

I apologise for the ludicrous comments that I have made in the past. I was wrong and I admit to the flagrant judgmental errors.

Its indeed our fault to extend so much hospitality to you and the fellow aristocrats to make you feel so welcome. By making you feel as welcomed as the fellow aristocrats. We are instead making you feel so unwelcomed. We should treat you in the best manner we could, with all the royalties that you deserve, after all, yours truly have royalty blood within you. We should be put to death when we dole out equal treatment to the aristocrats. Hence, that explains the fact why we are able to exist in perfect harmony with the other three aristocrats while you remain so enigmatic a character to us. It is indeed our fault because you deserved better. We should have worshipped you the way you so truly and genuinely worshipped us. I am sure those words you espoused when you were worshipping us were unpretentious and earnest. Once again we were wrong.

Its indeed our fault to feel uncomfortable when you throw your weight around. Being the boss, I am absolutely sure you have the automatic right to boss us around like some dung. You were absolutely right to throw your tantrums and moodswings at us. Its wrong for us to make such incredulous claims that you were being unreasonable and moody. SHIT US. You must have been in some deep deep emotional turmoil of unknown origins unknown proportions. Okay, lets just put it as a emotional turmoil that isn't even there. Maybe its beyond our minute understanding to be able to comprehend this emotional tsunami you are facing.

Its indeed our fault to feel terribly insulted when you put our juniors down like some pricks who had been failures. We are indeed incomparable with your mighty highness when it comes to achievements. I admit we are shit coz we do not know how to clean our butts properly in the o-so-dignified way you do. Pardon us for our insolence. We deserve to be insulted. Please continue to do so in the future. After all, you meant good with your insults. We too aspire to be able to clean our backsides in a truly dignified fashion. Sorry for not comprehending all the care and concern you have for us.

Its indeed our fault to extend our invitation to you to join the comp in a bid to mould the team together. After all, we should have credited you foresight for moulding the future team together by forming such a team. To think I have undermined your vision and intelligence yet again. Shame on me. You must have had a particular rationale in your mind when you set your mind on forming such a team. Forgive our pea brains for not able to realise what a great cause you are fulfilling. I am sure its for the greatness of the team.

Its indeed our fault when we feel disgruntled that you aren't doing anything as the king. After all, we slaves are suppose to listen to your orders, not to question the purpose. Okay, my incompetence again, we dint even had any orders to begin with. I am sure you had our welfare at heart. You dint want us to work too hard by attending too many sessions of rigorous exercise. You dint want us to be overseas because we will be too worn out. I express my utmost gratitude towards you for your sincere care and concern.

There are too many cases where we are wrong. Would like to list them all out but is simply impossible for me to cope with the intellectual requirements needed. Sorry again.

We sincerely only wanted to recreate the fun times of the past. But I guess its impossible with yours truly with your absolute humility and tiny ego around. We are simply incompatible coz each of us have egos the size of the entire universe. So sorry that we can't handle the sheer size of yours. We previously put the blame on you for creating disharmony, but I guess you were right and we were wrong. After all, we failed to feel to sincerity in you as a person with all your fancy presents of sorts. I am sure what you have been doing thats beyond our current understanding serves a far greater purpose for the entire universe. I am really sure. So thanks I guess. Dun disppoint us will you.

I am sure at the end of the day that you are able to comprehend what I am saying here. I hope my meagre analysis will be able to fulfill the gargantuam intellectual capacity of your highness. Hope again that the words are used are not simplistic to the extent that reading it will be an insult to yous truly. In case it is insufficient, what i meant in short was that we were wrong to even doubt you. Hence its right for you to describe as us venomous, backstabbing infidels. After all, we did bit deep into the piece of flesh situated around the middle of your ass. Sorry for the grievous emotional and physical pain we have put you through. I am certain that we were wrong la.

I would really like to end of with "so you can put the blame on me, you can put the blame on me, you can put the blame on me, you can put the blame on me....."

Anyway, its akon if you dun know.

life can be a burden, but dun ever give up